what's up im an asshole who LOVES vaping thc resin shit. i cant get flower. suburban boys make do. here's every cart and vape ive done and I tell you if it's good shit. I also do edibles too and tell you about those. I only list things on my site that you could potentially find in smoke shops online or in person from YOUR space; I will not list things like "the sketchy dogshit unlabelled preroll I smoked from a smoke shop near me"!!
PRO TIP: hhc hits smoother than thc but its milder
| Image/Brand/Type | Review | Rating |
|---|---|---|
 | This was the first vape I ever hit, and it hit hard. Personally, I wouldn't recommend it; the taste is bad, and even if you want to say "But Zypher, that's the weed taste!", Backpack Boyz is known for their pesticide use. Regardless, it was my first time, and I spent a pretty decent amount of time shaking on my bed thinking I was gonna die the first time. After that it was a walk in the park, and pretty fun, but not as good as some other stuff I'll talk about later. | Rating system is a WIP. 2/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET)Backpack Boyz 1g Vape- Zherbert (Sativa-leaning Hybrid) | No image for this one yet, sorry. Was kind of underwhelming. Tasted like bubblegum, but kind of just didn't feel it as much! Both of these burnt out early, and I got them on sale at the same time, so who knows, maybe it's not coincidence and I just got scammed! Still has the same pesticides and shit tho. | 1/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET)Pushin' P's Pod System (Black Market) Bobby Johnson (Hybrid) | These guys act like they invented THC-P, which they didn't, but it would be funny if they did. This was what made my tolerance skyrocket, and also gave me a really strong high. Not for the faint of heart, and the pods are brand-dependant, so good fucking luck using the battery with anything else. | 7/10 for the shitty brand gimmick. |
| (NO IMAGE YET) Cactus Labs 2g Vape - Blue Dreams (Hybrid) | Bought right before my switch to carts that would eventually be followed by a switch to refillable pens, which will be in their own seperate table. Very strong, tasted okay, but mostly notable for strength. This is a Texas-specific brand, but you might be able to find something like it in your state. | What can I say? It's weed. 10/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET)Torch 1g Cart - Miracle Alien Cookies (Hybrid) | One of my first carts. Tastes more like bud than cookies, but very strong and did what it was supposed to. Can't be mad at this one, but I don't have a lot to say about it either. | 9/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET) Muha Meds 2g Blue Slushie Cart (Hybrid) | The guy who used to work the counter at a smoke shop I go to recced me muhas, and I didn't know if I wanted to believe him or not. Regardless, this did taste like blueberry and coconut, which isn't what I thought it would be, but it worked. Very medicinal taste also, but very strong high. | 10/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET)Hidden Hills 2g Live Resin cart - Sugar Monster (Indica) | This one was smoked so long ago that I don't remember it very well, but it was rather relaxing and tasted kind of like a tootsie roll. Not my favorite flavorwise, but it was also my first indica, and it delivered pretty good. | 9/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET)Hidden Hills 2g Live Shatter HHC cart - Gary Payton & Family (Indica) | I still have this one and it's stuck to my 510 battery, send help. I think some other cart leaked into it too, or I left this in there too long. Regardless, the HHC is smooth, but not very hard-hitting. Tastes kind of like a cream soda, which is better than Sugar Monster, and it hits fine, just underwhelming. | 5/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET)Coastal Clouds Fruity Cereal Milk HHC Vape Pen (Indica Hybrid) | The vape itself is a cheap draw-activated pen and the effects are basically nothing. This could have been a fake vape but I doubt it. I thought the HHC would be just fine, but I ended up throwing this one away after a lot of failed attempts to get as high as I wanted in the way I wanted, and it was inconsistent in effects in my experience. | 2/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET)Elyxr 1g ak-47 Live Resin Cart (FAKE) (Sativa) | Did some research and this cart was fake, and also did nothing. I can't include a picture because I did throw away the packaging, but I can't find the packaging itself on the internet, so it's safe to say that if your local smoke shop carries these, you should do some research on if it's real. | 1/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET) Grand Slammer 2g Rainbow Road Live Resin Vape (+ Rainbow Roal Sluggers Preroll) (Sativa) | SUPER TASTY but not that strong unless you figure out the button on the bottom that lets you preheat, then it's all jover. Pretty good high, although the preroll I smoked of this did hit harder before I figured out what the button was for!! | 8/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET) Loopers 2g Live Rosin Syringe - Blue Gusherz (Hybrid) | This was super duper duper duper good, the Loopers vape is hard to open at first but I just bite down on the tip and turn the vape to snap it off. Kind of annoying to get the resin in there, it was very thick and moved around slowly. But it was very very very tasty (candy!) and strong, highly recommended for all lovers of flavor and potency. | 10/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET) Fvcked Live Rosin Syringe - Bubblegum (Indica) | Less difficult to get into the container than Loopers, but very strong. Doesn't taste too great but it makes up for it in strength. The bubblegum flavor is kind of medicinal, or just... Like weed. Anything from fvcked I find tastes like weed, which you'll see in the next review. | 8/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET) LOUD x Fvcked Live Rosin Syringe - Orange Kush (Indica) | This is weed. This is rosin. It's kind of runny which makes me have my doubts but it works. No fancy flavorings here, either! Smoked in a Pixie Pod though, which is meant for liquid diamonds, so maybe it's stifled some of the effects or something?? Regardless, I didn't even know about LOUD before, and they seem to work kind of like Boutiq, which is supposedly really good shit. | 9/10 |
| (NO IMAGE YET) Zour Stash Prerolls - Grape Bubblegum (Sativa) | This was actually the first Sativa I did and also is going to set the standard going forward that all the vapes/carts, edibles, and prerolls (minus same brand/strain) | 9/10 |